Yep, I'm a Real High Roller

Hummers. Nothing quite says, "I'm an asshole," like driving down the street in a knock-off military vehicle. "Yes sir, I took out a second morgage on my house just so I could let you all know how small my penis is." Any kind of vehicle that requires a person to use steps to get into it should be confined to strictly military or industrial use and not endangering the rest of us on public roadways, end of story.
This reminds me of a friend of mine who owned a Dodge Ram pick-up for a while. I got to drive it once, and it was so large it hardly fit down a two lane side-street. It was so wide that I was surprised there wasn't an intercom system to communicate with anyone sitting in the passenger's side, probably would have fit at least four people comfortably. What's really obnoxious are those crew-cab jobs with the 'dooly' tires and fifth wheel mount. You know, n'case ya wanna' haul some dirt er pull a semi er sumthin'.